
Anyone know why, when you switch on Christmas tree lights, they are always set on the most violent flashing programme? Having read that one in every three sets of lights on sale this year are likely to be faulty to the extent of catching fire, we unplug the indoor tree, the outdoor sets (three) and the ones that loop along the top of the kitchen window at least once a day and always at night. The result is that I seem to have spent an extremely large part of the Christmas holidays pressing the little green button until I get the stationary, non-flashing lights that we all like best. (Beware of the programme that you think is the one you want but where the lights fade into nothingness the minute you turn your back!)
Susan

